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Asian, latino, Negro?

Posted by Tiffany A. On May - 6 - 2010

Apparently using Negro is still OK in the 21st century. 

The Census is using Negro as a category.  Imagine going door to door and asking a black family, “Do you  consider yourself asian, latino, white or negro?”  Would a door slam suffice as a proper response to an outdated and offensive term? Perhaps a replacement of black or African American on the Census would be more productive.   

Despite living in modern and progressive times with our first black president, I guess progress needs to include a team effort.  Any sociologists or culturally and race-sensitive folks in the house?

I suppose even if these people aren’t around, there’s always common sense.  According to a friend of mine who works in the census, “ I’m not going to use negro.  I’m going to ask if you are black or African American and I’m sure other people will know better to do the same.”

Not too sure about that, especially since it appears are still confused about the differences between race, ethnicity and nationality.  When people are still asking, “Why is latino considered an ethnicity?” a crinkled forehead might just be the only appropriate response one can muster without feeling a pitiful dread of America’s doom.   

If this kind of  ignorance continues to circulate, we shouldn’t be surprised when laws are made targeting certain groups.

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SUN NEGATIVITY DOWN!

Posted by Tiffany A. On March - 30 - 2010

Burn baby Burn!

The road is rough.   In a way, we are pioneers of our own lives.  We have to make meaning in what we do and how we do it.  And no one knows the formula to make sure that it ends well.  What pressure.

I have been thinking much.  People tell me not to.  I can’t help my thoughts – I suppose one can control them but they seem to zip on by like flies that you just can’t kill even if you stand very still.

Meditation, prayer … they bring relief and momentary peace but the days blur together in a collage that is so messy and yet so deeply set that I just want to get a pair of scissors and cut a new path.  Or dump some funky paint all over this pattern that has been laid out.    

The past 6 months has seemed like ages.  Time goes by so fast and yet so utterly slow.  It’s such a strange thing to reflect on what you have done and still feel the sole of the long road ahead pressing against the back of your neck. 

I guess my stiff neck, which has been bothering me for 5 days now, might have something to do with my foul mood.  But no more!  Even if I have to paint my nails hot pink, schedule a massage or cut salty foods out of my diet I will no longer hold fast to this negativity. 

Yesterday, I read an advice column on how to banish bad thoughts.  The advice was to imagine a BIG powerful sun killing it and replacing it with good, positive thoughts.  It worked. 

To all those who just need a huge ball of fire to wipe out all the chaos in your mind, go forth and IMAGINE! 

Love,

Tiff

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Hater Disclaimer

Posted by Ebony J. On March - 1 - 2010

Howdy Peeps,

We at Obsolete When All Are Employed feel the need to make this point clear:

WE DO NOT ENDORSE, SUPPORT, BELIEVE IN, THINK OF, OR BEAR WITNESS TO HATERS!

That’s right folks! Tiffany and I love, and welcome any and all comments, but please, leave all negative, numb, and pointless comments to yourselves.

You may ask…what is a Hater? Oh, well that would be an excellent question!

Hater:

Noun, synonyms: Back biter, ignoramus, back stabber, betrayer, common fool, pseudo-intellectual, cynic, hateful individuals, and the list can go on and on…

We just want to share our views with the world! We not saying that you have to agree with every single statement made on our pages, but if you disagree, leave room for discussion! Provide a solution! Make way for growth and productivity!

If you don’t like what we write, think we are wrong, or believe we misinform our readers, here are the following steps you can follow to solve the problem:

A.) Provide us with feedback in a productive manner in the comments section

B.)  Let us know in private, our email is: questions@obsoletewhenallemployed.com

C.)  READ ANOTHER BLOG. THAT’S RIGHT. IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT WE POST…GO. SOMEWHERE. ELSE.

Is it risky for us to isolate those who don’t like our material? Yes. But you know what? We don’t care! We want to foster a community of people who are interested in current affairs, job issues, and fun. If you are not interested in these topics, or think we don’t approach them well, you don’t need to be reading this blog…

We put our lifeblood, our souls into our writing, and we take it pretty serious, the last thing we need is some random, faceless, Johnny-come-lately, critic to come behind our work and posts to talk trash.

So basically folks: We don’t give a damn! We love you, we love you all, but haters and Obsolete When All Are Employed DO NOT MIX. We are not the appropriate place for criticism, and insults. If you have something to say: YOU BETTER COME CORRECT.

So please, keep us informed. Let us know. We welcome your comments, suggestions and criticism. But if you don’t have a solution to back up critiques…what makes you think we should take you seriously?

WITH ALL THE LOVE IN THE EMPLOYED/UNEMPLOYED WORLD,

Ebony J. and the OWAAE Staff

P.S.: If anything we said in this post offended you, it probably is about you, and directed towards you. I’m just saying…

Also, if you are confused about what we are all about, read this: About Us

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Much apologies!!  But, we are pushing back our opening to February 15, 2010.

As is with all things in life, we are a work in progress and want to make sure that we consolidate all of our materials and yours (thanks readers and contributors!) in an AMAZING way when we come back.  No more poorly thrown middle school dances here.  It’s a concert!

It has taken slightly longer than we thought as Ebbs and I both have had some interesting things happen within the past month.  More about that in February.

We want to remind all of you both unemployed and employed that EVERYONE IS A WORK IN PROGRESS!  So embrace all this drama and think of all the fun stories (the humor comes with time) you will tell your kids, grandkids, future husband, pet, etc. when …. well … that’s up to you.

Remember that if you want to share a story, write something, share artwork, talk about the unemployment/employment in your area or anything that concerns just trying to make it in this world, contact us at:

theunemploymentchronicles@gmail.com

If you are curious as to what we are up to or how we began, send us some questions!

Here are some ways to follow us when our URL changes:

1)  Join Facebook group: “Obsolete When All Are Employed”

2) Google “Obsolete When All Are Employed”

(not Obsolete, or Obsolete When — please write the whole thing out :) )

3) Email us

4) Join our Twitter “@theunemploychro” (located at the bottom of our site)

If you want to read past articles and find the archives confusing

1) Subscribe to us and use Google Reader, which will organize all your favorite blogs for you, including us ; ).

2) Or join our RSS (located at the top of our site)

Thanks!

Here's Tiff!

Here's Ebbs!

Thanks!!! Everyone! We LOVE YOU!  So remember to please come back on President’s Day,  February 15, 2010.

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HO HO HO!!!!!

Yes it is the Holidays, so if you have a job, Santa came early, if not…well…kick up your heels until the new fresh year!

Have you thought about your Old Year’s goals? If you completed those, then it is time to move on to what needs to be done for next year.

Here are some tips courtesy of HOC on preparing for your 2010 Job Search:

  • Update your resume: look over it, and make sure everything is on point, also get someone else to look at it if you can. If you hope to apply for a position, unless the position has a specific date before the New Year, wait to submit it. This may seem counterintuitive, but a lot of offices are in holiday mode, so if you submit it now, no one may even pay it any attention…

 

  • Keep your profile current: as in social profile. Make sure everything is up to date, and accurate, as well as decent. A lot of employers are looking at your facebook or linked in…so don’t give them any excuse to sack you before you even start

 

  • Put your best digital foot forward: Google yourself. What do you find? If you find anything that can be incriminating, and you can control it being up there, fix it! Employers Google people to see what they can find, and sometimes it aint pretty…

 

  • Make new friends: When you go to these Christmas parties and maybe even New Year parties, mingle, and network, you never know who will be worth contacting after the glitter settles.

 

  • Prepare your references: call up people you know both professional and otherwise and ask them if you can still depend on them as a reference. Aim to do it next Monday if you can, but if not, aim for Jan. 2, or 3rd by the latest.

 

Also a Bonus:

Can you see me? Can you see me NOW?

What NOT to wear to a Job interview: (also courtesy of HOC)

Some of these shocked me, but good to keep in mind:

  • Sunglasses on your head, or headphones on your neck, your interviewer should never see either
  • no backpacks, or fannypacks, briefcases and portfolios will do
  • too-short skirts
  • the wrong tie (what does that mean?)
  • overly bright or large patterned clothing
  • heavy makeup (on anyone)
  • Earrings on men
  • More than one set of earrings on women
  • facial piercing, tongue jewelry or visible tattoos
  • ill-fitting clothes
  • long fingernails, especially with bright or specialty polishes
  • unnatural hair colors and styles
  • short-sleeved shirts
  • fishnets, patterned hosiery or bare legs
  • men whose socks don’t match their shoes
  • rumpled or stained clothing
  • scuffed or inappropriate footwear
  • strong aftershaves, perfumes of colognes
  • belts and shoes that don’t match
  • Telltale signs that you are wearing a new suit

the bold ones I found shocking…anything missing? Feel free to comment, and let us know what else should NOT be worn on an interview…

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Does this look fake? Oh who cares, I'm a cat

Everyone always thinks that the other guy’s life is so much better. He has a lexus; she has a dog; he has a girlfriend; she has a sugar daddy; he has a corporate job and makes dough; she has blond hair.

Since recapping with some former colleagues, I have found that though I may need to mow my own lawn, the grass only seems greener on the other side.

One of my friends sounded like he was living the HOLLYWOOD dream: graduated top class; secured an apartment and car in LA; then three months after graduation a job with a production company; still with his longtime girlfriend; just had some close friends visit.

The reality: He was a secretary doing nothing creative and always getting yelled at for mistakes, he worked long 9-12 hour days, he was getting paid diddly squat after taxes, and the company wasn’t even making movies.

WOWOWOWOWO.

Another friend was prepping to be a lawyer or a professor:  just took his LSATs; applying for joint programs; happily married, enviable because he had options and yummy home-cooked food every day.

The reality: He doesn’t even really want to be a lawyer or poli sci major, doesn’t really know what else to do because that is the only thing he is good at even though he thinks it’s sort of BS.  His main phrase: Life is suffering. 

WOWOWOWOWOWOWO.

Another friend got a full ride to engineering school for a PHD. He also got at least a 15,000 dollar yearly stipend to just be a student and do some assisting. Had mojo. 

Reality: he can’t wait to go back to his undergraduate block party because those were the days of fun and friendship. Plus, the girl he liked in grad school had a roommate that came on to him, which resulted in them both yelling at him. PLUS, he has not made any real friends.  Plus, it’s so bad he might just get his masters and leave. 

WOWOWOWOWW

Another friend got her dream job as an event planner in NY with an art company. Problem? They might not sponsor her to stay in the US because she is international. 

So all in all, don’t feel bad when things aren’t going your way. It’s not all smiles.  But please don’t think that this means be OK with your life right now.  Continue gardening your lawn and make it the best you can be.   Life is short.  Just don’t let anyone with a fancy suit faze you.  If they are anything like my coworker, his wife is probably sleeping on the floor with the kids.

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Rating: negative infinity

I’ve been wanting to blow up this spot for a while now. Just haven’t had a chance to watch the movie. So, I’m going to rate the trailer. Out of 10.  10 being the best.

Now, when this first came out Ebbs and I, whilst planning the blog, wanted to watch it so we could write a review of a movie that is relevant to all of us Unemployed. To say the least, we were so appalled, we didn’t even want to watch it.

Firstly, although Alexis Bledel was popular on Gilmore Girls, the ranks of the unemployed need someone who we can relate to and, therefore, respect. That means someone who CAN ACT.

Like America Farerra or Shrek.

I don’t have a job so I sit on my ‘ass’ all day!

Even the typical underdog Spider man would do.

- 2

Secondly, the movie features all white people. We live in America. Where are the minorities? Didn’t they hear about the complaints Sex and the City had?  (In the series, the protagonists lived in NY, the most diverse city ever , and it only featured white people.  In the movie, they had one the black girl who was an assistant.  Even more shocking, they had a part where she who was soooo grateful for getting a nice bag from a white person — typical stereotype and symbol of America’s history of oppression)

And if not, don’t they read the news?   Minorities are getting it the worst. This brought my rating to a BIG FAT zero.

0

Thirdly, the fact that it featured unemployed people who find LOVE brought my arbitrary rating down to a negative. I’m not down on love, I’m just into reality. And the reality is that you shouldn’t be broke and sitting around and waiting for someone to save you from yourself.

-5

Fourthly, who is this movie targeting?  DUH, the unemployed.

Then it follows: can the unemployed afford to watch a 10-12 dollar movie in the theaters?  Probably not.  Negative, negative.

And you wouldn’t go on a date to watch this right?

Dude:      “Hey baby, let’s be voyeuristic and watch the struggles of everyone around us …. (including me, but you don’t know about that, which is why I didn’t buy you dinner)

My big bad voyeuristic self:             How romantic.

This double negative doesn’t equal a positive. Actually, it’s SO BAD it’s more an infinity negative (As in not even credible enough to be a real number).

______________

When I scrape up enough cash that I don’t mind spending on “discretionaries” then I’ll rate the movie. Or just save it and put in the bank.

Call me a hater but our friend Wikipedia agrees:

The film received generally negative-to-mixed reviews by film critics and moviegoers alike. It stands with a “rotten” 9% approval rating by 79 critics at Rotten Tomatoes (8% of the site’s 25 top critics). By comparison, it has a finer score of 37 at Metacritic, based on 25 reviews, which yet still indicates “generally unfavorable reviews”.

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